Then you are working with the wrong bank for your needs - sorry.
Dealt with so many transactional Offshore Banks already, spoke with so many clients already, even CBI Passport Holders then having domestic Banking in Antigua, Dominica or St. Lucia - it's a joke.
So yes - the UAE Banks are the best Transactional Offshore Retail Banks I have ever seen.
When people then coming with Singapore, Switzerland or Liechtenstein they have to add that this is everything else then Transactional Banking and high minimum balances are involved.
So for what the UAE Banks charging for they are good and smooth - has nothing to do with the Salary of the employees there.
Open a Bank Account in the Caribbean like the Caymans, BVI or Bermuda and then tell me again the UAE Banks are not smooth to work with.