This is just blind faith. Trust me, they are fighting in this game and it will become harder and harder to be a so-called ghost in the UAE banking system. And once you get questions asked, better be prepared.
P.S. I suppose you know about new goAML implementations?

Why do you think they are implementing new rules? Do you really think they don't care?
https://www.economy.gov.ae/english/Media-Section/News/Pages/NewsDetails.aspx?ItemID=960
For example, in Vanuatu, the regulations do not allow offshore banks to open accounts for Vanuatu residents, so this comparison is useless.