The life I want is living on the beach in a massive mansion, with people who understand English, high quality services, no immigrants, clean and safe for families.
That smells either Caribbean or Southeast Asia.
I can't afford to live in Monaco yet so I'm going to make some sacrifices for now, but at the same time I don't want to move to Belize.
in Monaco you don't get a "massive mansion" on the beach...
In the Mediterranean area there's only Malta and Cyprus as "close-to-zero-tax &
low-budget beach life".
- Malta is dirty and overcrowded, corrupted, but it doesn't always affect you directly.
- Cyprus more choice, more space, better food, bigger island but still has that laid back med lifestyle and that "in the middle of nowhere" island vibe.
Also random earthquakes, the turkey thing and the Israel thing thereabout...
I'd pick cyprus for living there year round over malta... but Malta is closer to western europe if you need to travel frequently and fast and can live elsewhere for the worst months of the year.
Maybe once you'll live in one of these countries you'll realize that it's better to get out of eu if your goal is "huge mansion on the beach and zero taxes"...
Family issues. I Temporarily need to be in Europe (24/7) for around 2 years. After that I can go back to Dubai.
don't lie to yourself. you know those two years will be 3, then 4, then 5, then you'll not be able to get out anymore as they will tax you or your companies to death if you try to escape...
also remember not to put all your eggs in one basket.