Initially, I went with the idea of English speaking, lots of sunshine, med life, zero tax for non-doms etc. This was 2008 and a got a bargain on a house with a large swimming pool. The first year was all right, every town has its own saint and own festa. This festa consists of loud explosions, waking you up at 8 AM to let the rest of the island know there is a party in your town. For one week you wake up with world war 2 type explosions at your doorstep. The parties are fun with local food and activities cumulating in a firework show on the weekend. Maltese love fireworks and these shows are amazing. However, all these shows are done by volunteers and they do not have the strictest safety rules. So expect once every 3 to 4 years a fireworks factory to explode, you will hear this island-wide (world war 3 explosion). They promise safety rules, but eventually, nothing will be done. But all these parties are actually all the same, same food, same sort of fireworks etc. Good for one year when I visited 12, but for the next year hmmmmm.
Eventually, you will feel the size of the island, and how crammed it is. The roads are potholed and bad, they get fixed when the pope arrives and only the roads his car drives on. Locals are bored too and want to show off their driving skills by driving fast and dangerous. Rich Libyans that fled their country have nothing better to do than race their loud cars around town.
Real estate development is done by putting up as quick as possible the skeleton of the building. If you want your own apartment, you will have to put the walls in and do the interior. What this has done is that you find these skeleton buildings everywhere on the islands.
Next you have the refugees that
As you have 450,000 people on a tiny rock, you run out of resources quick. Where to put the rubbish, how to develop sustainability, how to have enough drinking water and water for pools etc. You will be surprised about the number of illegal boreholes pumping out water, this is how my pool was filled.
When you want some quiet time and go around the bit of nature that is left you will be surrounded by hunters trying to kill every bird that flies over. This goes on for 6 months of the year. If you say something, you become the target.
oh, when it comes to schooling, local schools are very religious, this is a 95% Catholic island. So your kids will get brainwashed. The only international school as a long drive and with traffic bad you will feel those school runs.
I feel for the Maltese they are so friendly and they have to live with all this sh!t.