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movings funds out of joint account with urgency: ideas?

Most women are superficial, annoying and deceitful. When you manage to tame your sexual drive and emotions then women are hilarious to you. There are exceptions of course but few
Life with a woman is like mcdonalds hamburger, left side is first impression right side is day to day life
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Do I have any options?
I wonder.

in an alternate universe, you may've given your bank account number and password to your bank "tech support" that turns out, that it's not "Support" but a scam group based in whatever country, and they stole your funds and transferred into different EMIs and then later into crypto.

So, you didn't have any options left but to report this fraud to your bank so they can freeze your account "after the money is transferred".

Silly ideas, but entertaining nonetheless.