For a champ like you it sounds like nothing is better compared to what you know and can do.And... about using hobos (mexican or aliens from Mars), that's a very impractical joke.
For whatever action there is an equal and opposing reaction, factors that may be disregarded an joked about by the majority of people that after reading a book or two or having an experience or two they think they master the intricacies of creating a feasible structure to keep you and the people from your spider structure safe (special purpose vehicle, and other types). Yes, all people from the structure are important factors.
For the rest of idiots, we can use the so called HOBOS as you call them, darks and what else the DeepWeb has to offer.