Is Sygnum Bank ok?

[clemens]

Which bank are you commenting on @MiddleEuroAsia ?
https://www.sygnum.com/
or
https://www.seba.swiss/

 

[JohnnyDoe]

So I talked with Sygnum and they seem decent. Not super professional but decent and quite courteous. They also offer some investment products that are good for our balance sheet. So I will give them a chance and open an account. Or at least fill and submit the forms

 

[Rzeznik]

Or at least fill and submit the forms

I will have to probably make some "buisness university" to be promoted as "professional by education degree" in finance will be cheaper than "trading". All of those swiss banks as I see needs clients who works as professional traders to get some moneys on those fees. This is not for random internet people.

 

[skyper]

So I talked with Sygnum and they seem decent. Not super professional but decent and quite courteous. They also offer some investment products that are good for our balance sheet. So I will give them a chance and open an account. Or at least fill and submit the forms

What minimum deposit have they asked you?

 

[JohnnyDoe]

What minimum deposit have they asked you?

They didn’t ask but I certainly meet their requirement

 

[PinkCat]

Any update on those banks now that it's been almost an year later?

 

[troubled soul]

I would suggest you to avoid any crypto related bank for some time......As they are many issues are going in crypto world...wait and watch.....

 

[koohl]

So I talked with Sygnum and they seem decent. Not super professional but decent and quite courteous. They also offer some investment products that are good for our balance sheet. So I will give them a chance and open an account. Or at least fill and submit the forms

how is it going with Sygnum?

 

[JohnnyDoe]

how is it going with Sygnum?

I abandoned the account opening process once the monkeys started to behave viciously. Not worth the effort.

 

[PinkCat]

I abandoned the account opening process once the monkeys started to behave viciously. Not worth the effort.

Would you care to ellaborate?

 

[JackAlabama]

Would you care to ellaborate?

The monkeys want to have a complete trail of your bitcoin or the few coins they support (ether and a few more).
Easy if you bought on coinbase and kept it there ever since.
Almost impossible if you handle your bitcoin as it was intended.

 

[JohnnyDoe]

The monkeys want to have a complete trail of your bitcoin or the few coins they support (ether and a few more).
Easy if you bought on coinbase and kept it there ever since.
Almost impossible if you handle your bitcoin as it was intended.

We didn’t talk at all about crypto. They went into turbo compliance mode and started asking nonsense which I was not in the mood to provide, especially as I already have accounts with more reputable banks with better trained monkeys.

 

[PinkCat]

The monkeys want to have a complete trail of your bitcoin or the few coins they support (ether and a few more).
Easy if you bought on coinbase and kept it there ever since.
Almost impossible if you handle your bitcoin as it was intended.

Are they technical enough to respect digital signature with private key of very old address that can easily explain how you got your eth?

 

[JackAlabama]

Are they technical enough to respect digital signature with private key of very old address that can easily explain how you got your eth?

it could work, if you did not transfer and looped it x-times around before.
Basically, the trail must be: cash (how did you get) - crypto (where did you get that) - sygnum bank deposit.

We didn’t talk at all about crypto. They went into turbo compliance mode and started asking nonsense which I was not in the mood to provide, especially as I already have accounts with more reputable banks with better trained monkeys.

Oh I see. Your persona must then have intimidated the monkeys

 

[JohnnyDoe]

Oh I see. Your persona must then have intimidated the monkeys

intimidation by email is not easy.
When I meet the monkeys in person I always bring bananas and other gifts, this is highly recommended.

 

[JackAlabama]

intimidation by email is not easy.
When I meet the monkeys in person I always bring bananas and other gifts, this is highly recommended.

Good call

 

[JohnnyDoe]

Good call

Remember a good quality replica rolex (with box and papers) can open doors for cheap

 

[JackAlabama]

Remember a good quality replica rolex (with box and papers) can open doors for cheap

thats a very smart move.

 

[csp dubai]

they need 2 m in these day is a lot of money to put in a swiss bank if i see what s happening

 

[JackAlabama]

they need 2 m in these day is a lot of money to put in a swiss bank if i see what s happening

really? it used to be 250k not too long ago.