Context: I'm a small fish from EU who made some gains with crypto and is hustling to cash out some gains into international real estate to gain a very modest, but resilient and distributed financial independence. My hate my country of origin with a passion from deep down my libertarian soul, I don't want them to steal anything from me and I don't want them to know what I'm doing.
Thinking of flying to Dubai, cashing out around 40k$ in btc OTC, hope they don't declare me to EU and then put it as downpayment to a small property (I asked the developer if they accept physical cash and they said yes), and hope again that the rental gain would pay for the rest of the investment (with of course some modest savings as plan B).
Would the UAE bank receiving my rental income report me to EU even if the 2 countries have a double tax treaty? Would EU try to find out where did I get the money for the downpayment? Could I just say I made the money from gambling if SHTF? Any risks that I am failing to see here?
Thinking of flying to Dubai, cashing out around 40k$ in btc OTC, hope they don't declare me to EU and then put it as downpayment to a small property (I asked the developer if they accept physical cash and they said yes), and hope again that the rental gain would pay for the rest of the investment (with of course some modest savings as plan B).
Would the UAE bank receiving my rental income report me to EU even if the 2 countries have a double tax treaty? Would EU try to find out where did I get the money for the downpayment? Could I just say I made the money from gambling if SHTF? Any risks that I am failing to see here?