So I used
Bankera to unpark my funds from Wise and went through a lengthy and painful onboarding process that I eventually managed to push through just to see that I don't completely throw the account review funds down the drain.
It eventually went through (although it took 1 week between every email exchange to get a reply) after probably a month of push and pull.
Hurray, funds unparked from Wise into
Bankera, then out to
Kraken (I did not transfer out all that went in). But then the compliance team kicked in and seized the payment, and now the next episode begins (and as Mimimel says - they're asking for a whole vetting of accounts now...).
It wasn't 6 figures though. mid 5 figures. I'm really starting to regret this.....