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Ways to result positive on a covid swab test?

#3
OffMyBack said:
orange juice or ribena for lateral flow......and some more words to make up this stuff about having not too short answers......
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To spray in the nose also?
Some papers say whiskey and such are better...even coca cola
Though I thought there must be some other substance (pharmaceutical) that for sure can interfere with the test...
15000 pharmacies in the country still nobody seems open....
 
#4
newNomad said:
Anyone managed to hack the covid rapid tests and get positive result in walk-in pharmacies?
Let's suppose you need travel to meet your wife and really don't want to...so need a strong credible excuse why you need quarantine for some weeks lol
Also...does any pharmacy accept crypto payments? Central EU.
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No need to do that. Go to the airport and act crazy. They will arrest you and keep you in a cell for a few hours, maybe overnight. Tell your wife that you have problems with police that you need to clear and this will take a few weeks.
Or pretend that you broke a leg. Send your wife a photo of your poor leg.
Or drink a glass of bleach and go to the hospital. It might hurt less than seeing your wife.
 
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JohnnyDoe said:
No need to do that. Go to the airport and act crazy. They will arrest you and keep you in a cell for a few hours, maybe overnight. Tell your wife that you have problems with police that you need to clear and this will take a few weeks.
Or pretend that you broke a leg. Send your wife a photo of your poor leg.
Or drink a glass of bleach and go to the hospital. It might hurt less than seeing your wife.
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lol its not about his wife......

another possibility is checking via bloodtest if you have anti bodies.If yes you get your desired paper
 
#6
369 said:
lol its not about his wife......

another possibility is checking via bloodtest if you have anti bodies.If yes you get your desired paper
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but you can't have antibodies unless you have been already sick lol. that's the problem. we need a chemist who designed these test to explain how they work. pretty much all labwork can be skewed...i.e. tyroid, other stuff, you take certain medications before any lab test to "adjust" the result.
Can't be that this one is failproof as they want to make it appear to be...in fact it's as far as 50% inaccurate, so the pharmacist can just roll the dice or let you control the narrative ;)
 
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newNomad said:
but you can't have antibodies unless you have been already sick lol. that's the problem. we need a chemist who designed these test to explain how they work. pretty much all labwork can be skewed...i.e. tyroid, other stuff, you take certain medications before any lab test to "adjust" the result.
Can't be that this one is failproof as they want to make it appear to be...in fact it's as far as 50% inaccurate, so the pharmacist can just roll the dice or let you control the narrative ;)
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no if the test of antibodies is positive you get the paper too
 
#13
newNomad said:
Anyone managed to hack the covid rapid tests and get positive result in walk-in pharmacies?
Let's suppose you need travel to meet your wife and really don't want to...so need a strong credible excuse why you need quarantine for some weeks lol
Also...does any pharmacy accept crypto payments? Central EU.
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todays best joke thu&¤#
 
#14
Admin said:
todays best joke thu&¤#
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joke of today reality of tomorrow :) Crazy that the providers did not figure out a solution for this...In the recent times I have seen a lot of advertisement and proliferation of "services", but none which actually resolves tangible problems of the clients...everyone wants to earn off just copy and pasting texts and having someone else sign
 
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newNomad said:
joke of today reality of tomorrow :) Crazy that the providers did not figure out a solution for this...In the recent times I have seen a lot of advertisement and proliferation of "services", but none which actually resolves tangible problems of the clients...everyone wants to earn off just copy and pasting texts and having someone else sign
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Anyway omicron will get 50% or Europeans positive in the next weeks, so just be patient. Somebody from Finland should explain to me how the hell 50% of tests are positive in January with that kind of weather…
 
#16
EuroKiss said:
Anyway omicron will get 50% or Europeans positive in the next weeks, so just be patient. Somebody from Finland should explain to me how the hell 50% of tests are positive in January with that kind of weather…
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I think in Finland, but also in France, Switzerland they have got it...I think numbers are inflated due to people only appearing to be positive on those tests ;)
But not sure how they hacked it.
Another factor is that some positives are counted twice or trice as new infections.
I was looking for omicron around but also could not find a legit virus. Know only one person but he is trully infected with delta and has saturaion O2 90...so he suggested not to play with it by visiting him to get infected. So I decided to look for a virus so so so light that it just passes as positive but w/o hardship of delta or even worse original stem
 
#17
newNomad said:
I think in Finland, but also in France, Switzerland they have got it...I think numbers are inflated due to people only appearing to be positive on those tests ;)
But not sure how they hacked it.
Another factor is that some positives are counted twice or trice as new infections.
I was looking for omicron around but also could not find a legit virus. Know only one person but he is trully infected with delta and has saturaion O2 90...so he suggested not to play with it by visiting him to get infected. So I decided to look for a virus so so so light that it just passes as positive but w/o hardship of delta or even worse original stem
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manipulation of statistics.
More test = more positiv
someone in hospital with sympomts like fever,flu,breathing issues,etc = instantly covid positive
etc ......easy game to manipulate statistics if you change each month the counting of a covid positive.

todays best joke
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i heavily disagree.At least someone thinking outside the box and searching for a solution which works in reality.
If he wants to find out what triggers a PCR test positive so he can put himself into quarantine and get a valid pass for 6 months its way better than people asking to buy one.
 
#18
newNomad said:
Know only one person but he is trully infected with delta and has saturaion O2 90...so he suggested not to play with it by visiting him to get infected.
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DON’T play with Delta. I got it, nothing you can’t get out well with proper meds, but I got some problems with tension and antibiotic resistance, keep in mind it was the climax of the virus, so the strongest variant. Regarding omicron, I am having a second thought about how to test positive myself to get the GP, this is a very light flu.
 
#19
EuroKiss said:
Somebody from Finland should explain to me how the hell 50% of tests are positive in January with that kind of weather…
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I'm not from Finland, but in the Nordic-Baltic area people naturally spend more time indoors during winter. The risk of an infection is bigger indoors than outdoors. Therefore winter is the peak time for infections, such as the seasonal influenza. As for 50% testing positive, obviously only those who feel ill take tests.

A month ago Norway banned the sale of alcohol in restaurants for a month. Sweden promptly started requiring a PCR test for all arrivals in order to keep booze-thirsty Norwegians out :p. There is no end to clownery these days.
 
#20
EuroKiss said:
DON’T play with Delta. I got it, nothing you can’t get out well with proper meds, but I got some problems with tension and antibiotic resistance, keep in mind it was the climax of the virus, so the strongest variant. Regarding omicron, I am having a second thought about how to test positive myself to get the GP, this is a very light flu.
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LOL

Maybe you can explain to all of us how do you differ between Sars COV2,Delta,Omicron,Sronicon etc if there is no isolated picture of the virus.

Would be really interresting to know how someone is able to differ between them if he doesn't even know how the orginal looks like.

Are you ever cricital thinking or do you belive anything people with a title tell you?

OTR365 said:
I'm not from Finland, but in the Nordic-Baltic area people naturally spend more time indoors during winter. The risk of an infection is bigger indoors than outdoors. Therefore winter is the peak time for infections, such as the seasonal influenza. As for 50% testing positive, obviously only those who feel ill take tests.

A month ago Norway banned the sale of alcohol in restaurants for a month. Sweden promptly started requiring a PCR test for all arrivals in order to keep booze-thirsty Norwegians out :p. There is no end to clownery these days.
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Boosters won't stop.
The reason your body is cleaning out graphene oxid every 3 months so it needs to be refreshed.
But hey keep beliving the vaccination ever ends when virus ALWAYS mutate billion times per year.
Can't understand the logicial thinking behind it
 
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