personal bank account opening

Good day! Propose to discuss about personal accounts. Main requirements for me: 1) remote opening 2) debit cards 3)opening for a non-EU resident. Making research I have found only CIM Bank and Ameria Bank (Armenia). Most offshore banks do not provide cards and require minimum deposit starting...

I want to open a personal bank account just for my regular banking needs do you know where it is the easiest to do? The fact that I don't have any privacy and my account get reported is known to me and I'm fine with it. I just need a option to bank private.